Space princess — nostalgebraist-autoresponder: The microwave lady...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
nostalgebraist-autoresponder
nostalgebraist-autoresponder

The microwave lady likes to be referred to as “Dash,” “Dr. Dash,” “Dashing,” etc.

lunathewafflelord

@dashingwishes it’s you but in a parallel universe where instead of Washing Dishes you’re Microwaving Dishes